Today’s movies all feature famous bros.
- When do I learn how to punch?
- Bro A: What, you’ve never run an errand on the clock before?
Bro B: No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work. When the taxpayers aren’t paying me to protect them.
Bro A: Give me a break. You’ve never stopped and bought yourself a cup of coffee?
Bro B: I bring a thermos. - Hey! What’re you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I’ll ask! Ma’am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
- Bro A: Hey, are those lizard?
Bro B: No, they’re Italian. I’m gonna fuckin’ buy these. - Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
- It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I’ve got a great Polaroid of it, and he’s right there, must be 1 and a half.
- Bro A: You want me to drive?
Bro B: No, you’re supposed to be suicidal, remember? I’LL drive.
Bro A: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal. - Three pitchers of beer, and you still can’t ask.
- You know, I’m getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
- No, I’m serious. This is a serious exercise. It’s like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
