Movie Quote Friday (Bros edition)

April 24th, 2009 · 7 Comments

Today’s movies all feature famous bros.

  1. When do I learn how to punch?
  2. Bro A: What, you’ve never run an errand on the clock before?
    Bro B: No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work. When the taxpayers aren’t paying me to protect them.
    Bro A: Give me a break. You’ve never stopped and bought yourself a cup of coffee?
    Bro B: I bring a thermos.
  3. Hey! What’re you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I’ll ask! Ma’am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
  4. Bro A: Hey, are those lizard?
    Bro B: No, they’re Italian. I’m gonna fuckin’ buy these.
  5. Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
  6. It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I’ve got a great Polaroid of it, and he’s right there, must be 1 and a half.
  7. Bro A: You want me to drive?
    Bro B: No, you’re supposed to be suicidal, remember? I’LL drive.
    Bro A: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.
  8. Three pitchers of beer, and you still can’t ask.
  9. You know, I’m getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
  10. No, I’m serious. This is a serious exercise. It’s like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

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