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Movie Quote Friday (cheaters edition)

May 8th, 2009 · 17 Comments

Manny Being Manny

In honor of a certain somebody getting slapped with a 50 game suspension, let’s find some movies where cheating/stealing is involved in someway.

  1. Lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off – but it’s better if you do.
  2. I’m just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands? 
  3. Staple gun… Not so bad on the way in, except it’s a little scary, you know – you got this metal thing pressed up against you. Gonna leave some marks, have to deal with a little blood loss. 
  4. It appears that someone in this class cheated on yesterday’s history exam. Today is Saturday. Your next class is on Monday. Therefore, we are faced with a rather bleak situation. If the guilty party does not come forward, or is not identified by then, I shall be forced to fail the entire section. 
  5. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it’s not cheating. It’s never cheating when you’re in a different area code, not to mention a different state. 
  6. A: I guess the sayings’ true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin’ rake. 
    B: What the fuck are you talkin’ about. What saying? 
    A: I-I don’t know. There ought to be one though. 
  7. I’m sorry I’m late, I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end, and I found out I received nothing… broke my arm. 
  8. Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he’s crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers. 
  9. We’re in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong. 
  10. The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I’m going to war without one, mate, you’re mistaken. 

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