Ok, I’m tired of being RandBall’s lackey. Â This week’s quotes all feature movies that either involve, Easter, rabbits, or possibly Jesus. Â As usual, your job is to name the movies in the comments.
- 28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.
- A: Hey Sol, do you ever wonder at what point you just got to say fuck it man like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?
B: It’s 7.30 in the morning dawg. - [making a toast] And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you’re not obsessed.
- A: Who’s Harvey?
B: A white rabbit, six feet tall.
A: Six feet?
C: Six feet three and a half inches. Now let’s stick to the facts. - Well, you see, I didn’t know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn’t know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn’t know! But the liquor store guy… he knew.
- Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse orginization would name their team The Ducks?
- You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!
- I imagine that right now, you’re feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?
- Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.
- A: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?
B: It’s biblical.
A: Yeah, no kidding.